Monday 4 October 2010

Mouth wash?

Sometimes I get confused between listerine and lingerie, saying to a girl; "Hey baby, why don't you come round tonight? Don't forget your mouthwash" is an inevitable approach of getting binned.

Wednesday 15 September 2010

Lifes Most Definitely Not To Short.

So; "life's too short." Life is not to short. Well not our lives. The average death age of men in 2009 was 78, women 81. Surely such a comment as "life's too short" would be a generalisation having taken into account an average; 79/80 years is not a short time by anybodies standards until it's passed. But most of the time you sit there.
Waiting for it to tick by anyway.

Still under construction.

Just a quick one to say obviously this isn't my permanent link; I am in the process of sorting out my own domain.


There will be a few sections on their:
Music I love.
People who inspire me.
Works I'm doing and the spanners thrown into them.
And random thoughts I have.


"Stay Tuned"

Old Spice

 This is fantastic:


Search Terry Crews after this one too.



Tuesday 14 September 2010

No genius without madness

So, I've had my first week at college, and I don't know whether its my unfit mind being now routinely exercised or maybe my intellect is improving ten-fold; but my thoughts are getting progressively more abstract. Maybe a sign of intelligence? Maybe I'm going insane? Through genius there is an essence of insanity right? I guess I'm on the right track.

Monday 30 August 2010

English Guy LOVES Chinese Guy!

"Heeeeerrrooooow!"


Just a quick post.


Have you seen this guy?


He's hilarious, and his rant and raves are what I think has inspired me to create this, many a night and morning I would have sat in bored if I hadn't stumbled upon these videos.
Check him out.


PS. "DONKEY PUNCH!"

"Live every day as if it's your last"

No, I disagree entirely with this statement, if I was to live every day as if it was my last I wouldn't get anything done! I'd sit around moping all day about how it was my last day and how much I'd miss everyone. 
No, I'm going to live every day as if it's my first, with as much enthusiasm and passion I had when I'd first came across that thing. Actually that's a lie, but it's a much better philosophy to live by.