Mouth wash?

Sometimes I get confused between listerine and lingerie, saying to a girl; "Hey baby, why don't you come round tonight? Don't forget your mouthwash" is an inevitable approach of getting binned.

Lifes Most Definitely Not To Short.

So; "life's too short." Life is not to short. Well not our lives. The average death age of men in 2009 was 78, women 81. Surely such a comment as "life's too short" would be a generalisation having taken into account an average; 79/80 years is not a short time by anybodies standards until it's passed. But most of the time you sit there.
Waiting for it to tick by anyway.

Still under construction.

Just a quick one to say obviously this isn't my permanent link; I am in the process of sorting out my own domain.


There will be a few sections on their:
Music I love.
People who inspire me.
Works I'm doing and the spanners thrown into them.
And random thoughts I have.


"Stay Tuned"

Old Spice

 This is fantastic:


Search Terry Crews after this one too.

No genius without madness

So, I've had my first week at college, and I don't know whether its my unfit mind being now routinely exercised or maybe my intellect is improving ten-fold; but my thoughts are getting progressively more abstract. Maybe a sign of intelligence? Maybe I'm going insane? Through genius there is an essence of insanity right? I guess I'm on the right track.

English Guy LOVES Chinese Guy!

"Heeeeerrrooooow!"

Just a quick post.

Have you seen this guy?


He's hilarious, and his rant and raves are what I think has inspired me to create this, many a night and morning I would have sat in bored if I hadn't stumbled upon these videos.
Check him out.


PS. "DONKEY PUNCH!"

"Live every day as if it's your last"

No, I disagree entirely with this statement, if I was to live every day as if it was my last I wouldn't get anything done! I'd sit around moping all day about how it was my last day and how much I'd miss everyone. 
No, I'm going to live every day as if it's my first, with as much enthusiasm and passion I had when I'd first came across that thing. Actually that's a lie, but it's a much better philosophy to live by.

Plus

I've always wanted to say; "I'm so putting this/that in my blog"

Here

I've been wanting to do this for some time now, y'know; blow off a lot of steam? and today it seems the only way of doing it is with a pen&paper/keyboard without getting in trouble. As my handwriting is poor I chose the latter.


This blog is going to be used for many things; myself and my diary, expressing my opinions, things I want to do, things I like, things I feel compelled to tell/show you and things that are currently grinding my gears. Also I'm going to throw in a lot of random posts, ideas I've had, what I've done with my day... Stupid pointless shit that someone will read, 


Anyway I'll press on with my initial about me.

• I want to be a writer - I think I always have? At least... Thats what I'll tell people when they ask cause then it seems like you've worked hard on what you've done and what you're doing doesn't it. I think I'll be good at it, but then again I think I'm good at most things and this is my first entry so only time will tell.
• Spent the last year of my life fucking around - But now I finally have direction and I know what I want to do and how I'm going to do it.

More another time, but this is me, and this is the first day of the rest of my life.

Sometimes you just need to write something somewhere. This is that somewhere and this is the something.

Well well well,

Where to start?*


*a rhetorical question